Team JacobWHY AM I TEAM JACOB?1. real men don't sparkle2. vampires are over rated3. werewolves don't get enough love4. Edward doesn't walk around half naked5. Native American guys are hot6. Jacob is fluffy7. wolves kick ass8. I can take the heat9. I'm not afraid of the big bad wolf10. I'd rather have a cuddly space heater than a giant sparkly rock11. Jacob doesn't watch you while your sleeping12. Jacob would take you cliff diving13. Jacob is ANIMALISTIC14. he does it DOGGIE STYLE15. Jacob isn't an overprotective stalker16. He's not a giant ice cube17. If you were in danger, he wouldn't run away to keep you safe, he wou
Bella: Screw you, Edward! I WUV JABOB!!!
Edward: What the fuck, bella?